He’s got a few roos loose in the top paddock
May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down
Flat out like a lizard drinking
Spittin’ chips
Chucking a wobbly
Mad as a cut snake
Cranky as a shearers cook
He’s a six pack but he lacks the wrapping (for people who aren’t too smart)
When the Sahara freezes over and the camels come home with skates on (in other words NEVER!)
Flash as a rat witha gold tooth (for someone all dressed up)
The room’s not big enough to swing a cat
Nutty as a fruitcake or crazy as a wheel
Laughing like a fat spider up a Christmas tree (when something good happens to you)
He couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag
So hungry I could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck
Queer as a three pound note (for anything suspect)
It’s about as useful as a waterproof teabag
Wouldn’t it rip the fork out of your nightie (when something shocking or unbelievable happens)
It fits like a stocking on a chook’s lip (means it fits very nicely)
Dry as the sole of an Arab’s sandshoe
Full as a goog
A real mess is a ‘dog’s breakfast’
When someone is very thirsty they are ‘dry as a pom’s towel’
Chip off the old block
How much can a koala bear
Got a face like a twisted mallee root
Asbout as much use as a hip pocket in a singlet
Behind like a cow’s tail
A sausage short of a BBQ
Mutton done up as lamb
Useful as an inflatable dartboard
Your bloods worth bottling
Two bob short of a quid
Cold enough to free the walls off a bark humpy
The wind is so strong it’ll blow a dog off the chain
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, le il y a 16 années et 10 mois.
