Man and Woman

[Nejma]

>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Hiding from you.
>
>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>
>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>
>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>
>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>
>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Woman: Do not enter.
>
>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized.
>
>Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?
>
>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>
>Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
>Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

[Go'Oz]

ça me rappelle un film tiens... "bodyguard"
quand une super "nana" dit à Kevin
"je vous ai dévoré des yeux toute la soirée..."
et qu'il lui répond la phrase de macho
"retournez y et bon appétit..." ou un truc de ce genre

pas sûr que dans une situation réelle il ait répondu la même chose le Kevin...

[kykyboss]

que dire !!! , sinon que c est desesperant surtout si je pense a l effort entrepris par certaint pour eussir un sortir un mot
j imagine la claque recu par une reponce comme cela


mais perso une fille qui voudrait jouer a ce jeux la peut faire tres tres mal, la meilleur facon de repondre est de rester dans le meme ton, car perdu pour perdu reponder avec un grand sourrire
acuser le coup interrieurement et rester sacastique
si elle rigole c est gagner, si elle fait la geulle laiser la tranquille
la meilleur arme votre sourrire

mais reponder juste pour votre gloire personnel , c est un histoire de confiance

on tombe du cheval , il faut remonter tout de suite

Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: i can understand, i had imagined you with more teef and less spot in my dream


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:you right, everybody still remenber how you dance when you drunk, a other dirnk ?


Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: yep on your way, clean the table and bring me two glass of coca i waiting a nice girl


>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: nice tell me about it, we must be make a lot of money , are you allowed to smile ?


>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man:And what about, here and now, at less you will not have to make my breackfirst

>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Woman: Do not enter.
Man: show me the back door lock, i always kick that sign


>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized.
Man :due eggs are discuting you know, they smell so bad
how old are you ? you look older

>Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man :yep i can see now form closer you need some builder to fix the building


>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : only to make sure i ll not jump on your sister

>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
man:let,s try at your place, if you don t laugh i know good joke, one is about a pretentieux women who get panic when she see someone naked

>Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
>Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man : ok the both is posible that is F U and I , let me just tell you in not a esay man


comme ca sur l instant, je repondrait dans ce genre la
avec le sourirre, mais faut vite ce relever et partir comme un prince, si vous le faite pas pour vous, penser a tous ceux qui repondront pas

lol
humour, humour les filles

[Buell]

mdr du grand kykyboss!
J'ai du beau à te raconter mon cr****net

Et j'ai hate de reprendre ce genre de discussion avec toi meme!! hahahaha

[Nejma]

Excellent!!!

Une fois de plus

J'adore particulièrement celle-là

Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man :yep i can see now form closer you need some builder to fix the building

[kykyboss]

[Go'Oz]

[Nejma]

[kykyboss]

hahahaha

tu parles le fille maintenant lol
tout peut se traduire en fille, et c est un gain de temp enorme de savoir parler cette langue lol

"
j adore les frites croustifondandes, et t inquiete pas pour les histoires chaudes dans la cabane, je suis pour parler de la reprise
"
est aussi une traduction valable en langue de fille

[Go'Oz]

[Nejma]